Seasons & episodes
1 season · 103 episodes
Episode 01
Randomly Generating Horrifying Faces in Dark Souls 2
In this pilot for a soon-to-be smash hit video franchise, Justin and Griffin create Squirtle using the character creation tools in Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin.
Episode 02
Exploring Skyrim with Garfield
Griffin and Justin create a cybernetic Garfield and kill roughly two-hundred horses in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in this installment of Monster Factory.
Episode 03
Recreating a Beloved Sitcom in The Sims 4
Justin and Griffin turn their dark Monster Factory arts toward The Sims 4, and recreate a beloved television sitcom in the process.
Episode 04
Prepping for Fallout 4 by Ruining Fallout 3
Fallout 3 is a really great game, so Justin and Griffin have decided to destroy it from within during this installment of Monster Factory.
Episode 05
Failing to Clone The Rock in WWE 2K14
Justin and Griffin attempt to clone Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson, but spill a little big of Gogurt into the mix, birthing a Monster Factory creation they've lovingly named "The Pebble."
Episode 06
Exploding Shepard's Face Bones in Mass Effect 2
Justin and Griffin rebuild Commander Truck Shepard into something non-human and non-killable when they take Mass Effect 2 into the Monster Factory.
Episode 07
Dino-crime in Ark: Survival Evolved
In this episode of Monster Factory, Justin and Griffin try to solve a few dino-mysteries with the help of a time-traveling Angela Lansbury in Ark: Survival Evolved.
Episode 08
The Boy-Mayor of Second Life
In this harrowing episode of Monster Factory, we shape a new dictator for Second Life out of some primordial ooze we found in a dumpster behind the Citgo.
Episode 09
Surviving Bloodborne with a Gun-hating Toucan Man
In this installment of Monster Factory, Griffin and Justin abuse the character creation tools of Bloodborne and somehow end up with a human-bird hybrid who adheres to a strict anti-gun platform.
Episode 10
Creating an Army of Banana-Men in Oblivion
Justin and Griffin create an army of beautiful banana men to fight against the noodly final boss of The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion in this episode of Monster Factory.
Episode 11
Fallout 4 (1)
Griffin and Justin play around with Fallout 4, and incidentally create one of the most horrific creatures to ever roam the wasteland.
Episode 12
Fallout 4 (2)
Having accepted her terrible losses in the last episode of Monster Factory, The Final Pam carves a path of destruction across the Commonwealth. Things get very, very, very violent.
Episode 13
Fallout 4 (3)
The Monster Factory ballad of The Final Pam comes to a close as we quite literally destroy Fallout 4 from the inside out.
Episode 14
Melting Bart Simpson in Black Desert Online
Griffin and Justin discover the beautiful, intricate character creation system of Black Desert Online, and, naturally, use it to produce a nightmarish version of a beloved cartoon character.
Episode 15
Throwing Everyone in Dragon's Dogma Off a Cliff
Explore the world of Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen with a team of legendary heroes: All-Star pitcher Randy Johnson, a boy named Panpan, Elsa from the movie Frozen and TV's Dr. Phil.
Episode 16
Horrors of All Shapes and Sizes in Blade & Soul
Griffin and Justin make a couple of Monster Factory children in the new MMO Blade & Soul, but end up getting completely shut down by Big Analog.
Episode 17
What If Dark Souls Were Made of Pizza?
Justin and Griffin play through an absolutely ruined version of Dark Souls while role-playing as a pizza-destroying mascot. Please note that framerate hiccups are on our end, not yours. Because, like we said, this version of Dark Souls is sick.
Episode 18
Recreating Ourselves in WWE 2K16
Justin and Griffin attempt to recreate themselves in WWE 2K16, but along the way, something goes horribly wrong.
Episode 19
Making a Rowdy, Dirty Boy in Dark Souls 3
Griffin and Justin play Dark Souls 3 on launch day, create a rowdy, dirty boy version of The Joker, and then get absolutely manhandled by every enemy in the game. Welcome to Monster Factory!
Episode 20
Second Life, Second Chances (1)
Welcome to Second Life, Second Chances, a three-week miniseries Monster Factory event, sponsored by Totino's. Can the Boy Mayor of Second Life reclaim his throne on the hard, hard campaign trail? Or will the endless march of Second Life sex clubs finally wear him down?
Episode 21
Second Life, Second Chances (2)
The Boy-Mayor and his campaign manager, Totino's, do a quick makeover, then make some highly targeted appearances all across the wonderful world of Second Life.
Episode 22
Second Life, Second Chances (3)
The day of reckoning is upon the Boy-Mayor of Second Life. It's Election Day, and we're honestly unsure whether Totino's and the Boy Mayor's actions have gained or lost them votes. Either way: We're going to throw the greatest party this video game has ever seen.
Episode 23
Cosplayers and Leather Daddies in Soul Calibur 5
Can Mëlissa complete her nearly perfect Sly Cooper costume before the big con? Or will her attempts at cosplaying be thwarted by her nemesis, Leather Daddy Voldo? Find out in this installment of Monster Factory, featuring the character creation tools of Soul Calibur 5.
Episode 24
Making a Golf All-Star in Tiger Woods '08
Now we're getting into our core competency: Being good at Golf. In this episode, we borrow the core facial structure of a late, great character actor, and then mold it into something dark and profane. Behold: DAZ.
Episode 25
Stopping All of the Crimes in Saints Row: The Third
There is one thing you need to know about Trüllbus — this tough dude absolutely hates crime. He hates it nearly as much as he loves Dairy Queen, and boy, does he love Dairy Queen.
Episode 26
Creating The Sequel To Dogs in Spore
Look at your current household pet. What a sweetheart! Now, pick them up and put them in the garbage can. Because here at Monster Factory, we dream big. Why would you ever own a dog or cat or a fish or a bird when you could own ... a JAA'M? Thanks to Spore, that dream can be a reality.
Episode 27
Reviving The Shrek Franchise With Spore
We weren't anticipating our encounter with Spore to turn into the latest three-part Monster Factory saga, but here we are. The game is so rich with potential, but also so rich with game-ruining crashes and design problems that it makes it difficult to stick with any one creation. Hence our abandonment of the "Sequel to Dogs" project — our apologies, Jaa'm — and our migration to a new cause: The long-overdue revitalization of the Shrek intellectual property.
Episode 28
Building an Even Better Shrek in Spore
Justin and Griffin perfect their Shrek-like creation, and — thank God — bring their time in Spore to a close.
Episode 29
Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort
Meet Turbovicki: Sports Champion, Ruthless Warrior and our latest Monster Factory creation. None can stand in her way on her quest for Wii Sports Resort domination — though a particular former vice president will try.
Episode 30
Turbovicki vs. The Foot Clan in Wii Sports Resort
In this, the second part of our exploration of Wii Sports Resort, Hyper-Athlete Turbovicki faces her greatest challenge yet: The endless hordes of the Cheney Foot Clan.
Episode 31
Saving the World One Knife at a Time in Champions Online
Knife Dad is not the hero that the world needs, but he is also not the hero the world deserves. It MIGHT be a stretch to call him a hero at all — he could be more accurately described as "a bunch of knives stuffed into a shirt."
Episode 32
Forming a Super Group With Knife Dad's Family
In the last episode, a legend was born — a legend made out of knives and, like, rat fur. But leveling up in an MMORPG takes too long, so in this episode we seek help from dozens of monstrous, heroic strangers.
Episode 33
Having a Nude Bonanza in Conan Exiles
Please do not tell on us to YouTube for this episode. We tried to hide every bepis that we saw, but we saw A LOT of them.
Episode 34
Flying Through Dragon Age Inquisition with a Slime DJ
WARNING: Individuals with photosensitive epilepsy should be advised that this video contains flashing lights and could be dangerous to those susceptible to seizures. Viewer discretion is advised.
Episode 35
Monster Factory Wrestling Federation: MONSTER MANIA
In this special episode, Eleven of Polygon's most dangerous monsters collide in the squared circle at Monster Mania. See friendships tested, rivalries unleashed, and barriers broken. This is the grandest stage-- the final confrontation. This is Monster Mania!
Episode 36
Sweeps Week Ep. 1: Improving Your Favorite TV Sitcoms
We're kicking off a new miniseries here in the Monster Factory! It's called Sweeps Week, and it's going to CHANGE THE FACE OF TELEVISION AS YOU KNOW IT.
Episode 37
Sweeps Week Ep. 2: Making Full House Too Full
In the second episode of Monster Factory "Sweeps Week", Griffin and Justin play a fun game with the Full House family and make Dharma and Greg pay the blood price.
Episode 38
Sweeps Week Ep. 3: Boba Fett Hates Raymond
"Everybody Loves Raymond"? Not Boba Fett, he HATES HIM. Featuring the cast from the OC.
Episode 39
Sweeps Week Ep. 4: Todd Coolbody's Sitcom Spectacular
In the conclusion of Monster Factory Sweeps Week, television exec Todd Coolbody wraps up his streak of improving all the classic sitcoms you know and love. And Family Guy.
Episode 40
Cid Finalfantasy’s Cat Man Quest
Griffin and Justin create a sad brain man who yearns to be a cat man.
Episode 41
Stang Is Totally Not Sting Trying To Play Basketball
Griffin and Justin play some b-ball with Stang, who is absolutely not Sting in a disguise.
Episode 42
Just Like Art: The Pink Man
Welcome to Monster Factory: Just Like Art, a new series where we push Skyrim's character customization to the limit in an attempt to create genuine, gallery-worthy masterpieces.
Episode 43
Making a SWEET ALIEN BOY in Everybody's Golf
Griffin and Justin try to teach a small alien boy how to play golf in a respectable way.
Episode 44
Just Like Art: Chomp Mom
Welcome to the second episode of Monster Factory: Just Like Art, a series where we push Skyrim's character customization to the limit in an attempt to create genuine, gallery-worthy masterpieces. This week, we learned two very valuable lessons: a) art isn't always beautiful, and b) motherhood is its own reward.
Episode 45
Just Like Art: Jerry Potter
Welcome to the third installment of Monster Factory: Just Like Art, a series where we push Skyrim's character customization to the limit in an attempt to create genuine, gallery-worthy masterpieces.
Episode 46
Just Like Art: Snakel from Frands
What's the one thing that could make Skyrim better? Recreating one of the most popular '90s sitcoms inside of it. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Snakel from Frands.
Episode 47
Just Like Art: The Real Boogerman
In the final episode of Monster Factory: Just Like Art, Griffin and Justin give themselves an easy task: creating the most powerful and poignant work of art in the history of mankind.
Episode 48
Tony Hawk???? The Skateboarding Flat Man
On the latest episode of Monster Factory, Griffin and Justin make a rebellious, long-armed skateboarder whose three dimensions are seriously in question.
Episode 49
Zeke Teenweed Takes Us To Fart School
Zeke Teenweed is just your typical teen. He loves skateboarding, drawing Shrek graffiti, and not being an undercover cop.
Episode 50
Adult Cool Needs More Hats
Griffin and Justin's galactic adventure with Adult Cool is just getting started.
Episode 51
Adult Cool's Powerful Kicks Are Unstoppable
Griffin and Justin take Adult Cool on a galactic kicking adventure in part two of their Phantasy Star Online 2 extravaganza.
Episode 52
Arby "The Meathead" McDonald Is Back in the Ring
It's been a while since Arby "The Meathead" McDonald donned his wizard shirt and stepped in the ring. So maybe it's high time Griffin, Justin, and special guest Wrestling Expert Patrick Gill bring Arby's famous tooth out of retirement.
Episode 53
Arby McDonald Dearly Loves His Sons
Griffin and Pat get Arby ready for his first match by spending entirely too much time on his intro. Still worth it.
Episode 54
Arby's True Nemesis is Revealed
Alliances are broken. Enemies become friends. Will Arby be able to pull off his special finisher? All that and more on the exciting conclusion of Arby "The Meathead" McDonald's epic trilogy.
Episode 55
Halo 666 Finishes the Fight
Monster Hunter: World is so metal and it doesn't even know it.
Episode 56
Dr. Sexgun's Menagerie of Deadly Secrets
The boys are back in town, baby! Gather the children 'round, cause this new hidden object game is guaranteed to be fun for the whole family.
Episode 57
Dr. Sexgun is back with a brand new invention
If you thought you'd seen the last of Dr. Sexgun and his clandestine cache of audacious armaments, think again.
Episode 58
Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman's Don Bradman Cricket 14
Donny, you're out of your element.
Episode 59
Jim Johnman is playing baseball in Don Bradman Cricket 14
At long last, it's Jim Johnman's turn at bat. And also pitching. And also refereeing.
Episode 60
Freddy "Slimeburger" Jr. emerges from Vault 76
On this episode of Monster Factory, the brothers try very hard to create a character in Fallout 76 despite Todd's best efforts.
Episode 61
Nothing will stop Slime Burger from going to Camden Park
Slime Burger goes on a journey through Todd's twisted vision of West Virginia in search of legendary Camden Park in Fallout 76.
Episode 62
Tammy Radbody loves tree beef
A wise forest elf, Tammy Radbody always knows the best places to find river Skittles.
Episode 63
Tammy Radbody will absolutely set a forest on fire
Tammy Radbody may be a protector of the forest, but she'll totally start a forest fire for a new dress and some baguettes.
Episode 64
Yoba Skywalker Starwars goes to infinity and beyond
Boldly going where no forehead has gone before.
Episode 65
The search for Yoba Skywalker Starwars' cool outfit
Yoba Skywalker Starwars has a killer outfit, but Starfleet is making him wear nerd armor. Where did his sick fashions get too? THE SEARCH IS ON!
Episode 66
Invite your friends to the inescapable world of Avakin life
You're losing money by NOT signing up, come on!
Episode 67
Finding the video game in Avakin Life
Avakin Life let's you do a lot of things, but is there a video game in there? Join your friend Nanci Budin 73 as we found out!
Episode 68
Snack Braff is Zach Braff if he'd just commit to going to the gym an hour a day
Zachary "Zack Boy Bradley" i.e. SNACK BRAFF is really just Zach Braff if only he'd just get off his duff and commit to going a little harder at the gym in 2020.
Episode 69
Sweet Gene can have little a revenge, for Snack
We gather here today in memory of Snack "Zachary Zach Boy Bradley" Braff, not to mourn, but to celebrate his brief but exceptional life, and in his memory raise a bright new star, burning with revenge for Snack.
Episode 70
The one where they actually play WWE2K20
Well, it's come to this. Griffin and Justin are actually going to do the unthinkable and play WWE2K20.
Episode 71
Creating a seriously scary vampire in Code Vein
Don't talk to me or my vampire son ever again!
Episode 72
Exploiting the gig economy in Code Vein
Dugls n’ Richard are adventuring with their friends, fighting weird slime boys and hunting for that magical elixir we all crave, Awake MJ018.
Episode 73
Making a physical manifestation of the word ‘meh’ in Dark Souls 3
Yep, let's go into battle. *long sigh* See you guys in the adventure.
Episode 74
Pushing Dark Souls 3 EXTREME EDITION to the limit
He might have to become large, indestructible, and turn all his enemies into barrel, but dang it, Hungry-Faced Gil is going to beat Dark Souls 3 EXTREME EDITION.
Episode 75
Can Gil forge a sword big enough to kill God?
Can glitches and crashes prevent Gil from beating Dark Souls 3 EXTREME EDITION? Unfortunately the answer is yes, but there's still a lot of fun to be had along the way!
Episode 76
Crafting a monster in Woodworking Simulator
Monster Factory is de-industrializing and making a bespoke, handcrafted monster for a change.
Episode 77
jIM jELLY is doing gymnastics their way
jIM jELLY likes two things: Buffalo Wilds Wings and completely re-writing the rules of gymnastics... and jIM's all out of wings.
Episode 78
Ronnie Faeburger is a fresh take on Ronald McDonald
The first NEXT GEN Monster Factory fully utilizes the power of the PS5 to create an updated version of McDonald's burger clown.
Episode 79
Creating a baby monster in Crusader Kings 3
In a Monster Factory first, the boys create a monster that's zero years old: a baby king that everyone hates. Huzzah!
Episode 80
Making Whoville's Anti-Grinch Guardian in Elden Ring
Monster Factory is back! We’ve got a fistful of boiled prawns and we’re diving into the world of Elden Ring to see if we can answer the age-old question, “What if a Who kicked ass?”
Episode 81
Humdinger The Grinch Hunter WILL find the Elden Ring
The Humdinger returns. He’s shirtless and ready to hunt Grinches, collect fingers, and snack on his beloved prawns.
Episode 82
Saving the Avatar franchise with Chimeraland
Someone call Jimmy Cams - we used Chimeraland to make a new version of Avatar 2 starring Uncleberry, the uber-sexy sharkman made exclusively of fins.
Episode 83
Uncleberry dabbles in the dark cuisine in Chimeraland
Join Uncleberry as he tackles Chimeraland’s many fantastical challenges, like cleaning, cooking, caring for pets, and playing video games! Try to kill a 500 year-old demigod, learn the importance of following the recipe, and unwind with some aspirational home decor programming. It’s Chimeraland!
Episode 84
Creating a Beefy Prince in Street Fighter 6
Lower body? Check. Pudding fist? Check. Turbo cupping scars? Also a check. We used only the most powerful shapes to build this ass-kicking prince, and he’s gonna give Prince Friday what for.
Episode 85
Unleashing Prince Legday on Metro City
Prince Legday hits the streets, putting pros, death robots, and lit majors alike to sleep, in hopes of getting enough sweet sweet cash to step up his fashion with some truly haute couture looks.
Episode 86
Creating a Toothsome Warrior in Starfield
Toddddddd, we fixed your game – you’re so welcome. Just jammed in a whole buncha extra sliders for our own personal uses, so we can create the twisted villain of a man we needed. You know how it is.
Episode 87
Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot Takes to the Skies in Starfield
He’s here to fight tooth decay but he’s not above taking a little cereal treat for himself when he can find one. Everyone needs little treats sometimes, you know?
Episode 88
McElroy Family Clubhouse: Monster Factory LIVE!
This week in the Clubhouse we have a VERY exciting announcement for you all, followed by a never-before-seen live look inside the Factory.
Episode 89
It's an Any% Killford Speedrun In Dragon's Dogma 2
Despite Capcom's efforts to the contrary, we're kicking off a new season of Monster Factory with some pro strats and manips to speedrun building our new friend Killford in Dragon's Dogma.
Episode 90
Recruiting the Perfect Pupating Gorge Washin in Dragon's Dogma 2
Killford is preparing for his quest by recruiting the perfect squad: our pupating lord Gorge Washin, the teacher's pet Speical Boy, and the ever-judgemental Dr. Hotdog. Surely they'll find something productive to do other than throwing people to the brine eels.
Episode 91
Discovering Eco-Friendly Combat Strategies in Dragon's Dogma 2
Killford and the gang rely on the kindness of strangers as they head into the questionable frame rates of scenic Vermund and take on a foolproof plan for regicide that may in fact be a little foolish.
Episode 92
Ripping Huge, Healthy Cotton With Nutricia in Wo Long
Our newest creation is bringing a real Lord Farquaad silhouette and a new non-nicotine, non-branded, nutrient-rich, cool-for-kids vape product. It’s definitely not a pyramid scheme.
Episode 93
Becoming a Girlboss Vape Wizard in Wo Long
The Vita-Vape CEO is back and she’s out to spread the good word of her powerful, nutritious vapes. The marketing strategy is a little heavy on the violence, we’ll admit, but there are also free samples!
Episode 94
Crafting a Man-Park in Indoorlands
This time around, Justin is in the driver’s seat. He’s taking big swings and asking big questions like, “What if the man is a park?” or “Where can you go if you want to get wet AND you want to prove the existence of ghosts and aliens?”
Episode 95
Searching for the heart of the Man-Park in Indoorlands
Come for the super sloppy meditation experience, toilet toes, and Sprute’s drink it al, stay for the kid-friendly greasy prices and the horridor.
Episode 96
Bringing Peter Point to life
Justin’s inadvertent love affair with fences continues as the boys construct a coaster that swiftly reaches into the realm of non-euclidean existence, and discover the face of their monster at last.
Episode 97
The Return of Pam
Ten years ago we left her in a watery pocket dimension. Today, The Final Pam returns to see what, if anything, can be salvaged of her Sanctuary.
Episode 98
Where's the Action? Where's the Game?
Pam is back and facing her greatest challenge yet: finding an actual completable quest on the critical path.
Episode 99
Mission: Adult Fatherson
Pam grapples with her morality as she continues on her mission, and faces an unexpected conflict with Justin and Griffin’s actual responsibilities as fathers.
Episode 100
Pam's Last Dance
It’s the final installment of Pam’s redemption mission. Can she beat the game and earn the approval of Adult Fatherson at last? Will Todd succeed in his quest to thwart our efforts to see the final cutscene? And what will happen to our beloved large Dean? The only way out is through.
Episode 101
Monster Factory LIVE: Tomodachi Life
Griffin and Justin are clocking in for a shift in everyone’s new favorite game, Tomodachi Life (sorry, Pokopia). Join them as they test the limits of creation, and then set their newfound angel free.
Episode 102
The Ballad of Chad McLean
Our first-ever Monster Factory biopic about a fictional man inspired by the concept of a real person, meet everyone’s favorite north-paw street bowler, Chad McLean.
Episode 103
Introducing the Smoot-Andromedas
Meet everyone’s favorite household that’s maybe not a family! Now with more invisible children, a boys-only Narnia door, and a difference in height that simply defies logic. Also Griffin’s in the game, for some reason.
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