Puppets Who Kill

Episode 01

Pilot

Oct 4, 2002 · 30 min

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Episode 02

Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

Oct 11, 2002 · 30 min

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

Episode 03

Cuddles Goes To Jail

Oct 18, 2002 · 30 min

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

Episode 04

Buttons Goes To Court

Oct 25, 2002 · 30 min

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

Episode 05

Bill's Brain

Oct 31, 2002 · 30 min

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

Episode 06

The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

Nov 8, 2002 · 30 min

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

Episode 07

Rocko's Telethon

Nov 15, 2002 · 30 min

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

Episode 08

Cuddles The Safety Mascot

Nov 22, 2002 · 30 min

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

Episode 09

Dan's Crush

Nov 29, 2002 · 30 min

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Episode 10

Dan The Greeter

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Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

Episode 11

Cuddles Gets Laid

Dec 13, 2002 · 30 min

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

Episode 12

Dan's Umbrella

Dec 20, 2002 · 30 min

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

Episode 13

Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

Dec 27, 2002 · 30 min

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Episode 14

The Payback

Jan 3, 2003 · 30 min

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